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Stupid Is As Stupid Does: What Real Car Guys Don't Do

by Mac Demere on Monday, December 26, 2011 13:49

You may have seen the video of the two boneheadedly incompetent drivers racing and wrecking their Corvettes on Thanksgiving Day in the Houston area. We’ll simply refer to as Brian Andrew Herbert, 23, and Roy Wayne Bowden, 44.

If you haven’t seen the video take a moment to watch.

According to myfoxhouston.com, the two are charged with racing on a highway causing bodily injury. I’m pretty sure these are felony charges. But it was in Texas, so who knows?

Reports said Herbert concocted a story for police that wasn’t exactly accurate. Then Herbert’s mother called and demanded that police take her baby to the hospital. Cops released Bowden because the kid’s mommy prevented Herbert from taking a ride to the station.

They both would’ve gotten away with little more than bruised egos, but the video surfaced. The video convicted Herbert of the most foul of offenses: “Contempt of Cop.” (From Rodney King to Occupy Wall Streeters, many have been severely punished for this offense.)

Some (of many) lessons from this:

  1. Don't disable the electronic stability control when you can’t drive a nail into soft sand.
  2. Don't lie to the cops. You can remain silent. Or you can channel your inner Forrest Gump (which should’ve been easy in this case) and say I dunno. But don't lie.
  3. Today, someone is always nearby with a video camera.

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12/26/2011 3:17:30 PM #

JBSmith

Amid the outrage over the two dimwits in the Vettes, no on seems to have noticed that the guy who shot the video did so WHILE DRIVING!

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12/26/2011 7:15:48 PM #

 

Oh, high and mighty Mac, who has probably endangered more lives than Ted Kennedy has on all his Saturday nights put together... What a hypocrite.

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12/27/2011 5:56:14 AM #

MacD

If by "endangering on Saturday nights" you're meaning how I drove in 24 hour races, including the Rolex 24 at Daytona and the five I won, you're right.
Also, one of my first Managing Editors said "Make 'em laugh, make 'em cry, piss 'em off if you have to, but don't bore 'em." So, thanks for the compliment! Keep reading!
...Mac

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